What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 23.06.2025 02:11

You Only Live Twice
-J W Pepper
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Moonraker
Is depression a cause for always feeling tired?
-All the bad guys are black.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-”Ah so!”
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
If you could go back and rewrite the Legend of Korra, what would you change, and why?
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-”She is very sexyful!”
Live and Let Die
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Goldfinger
Dr No
A View to a Kill
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Aut dolorem voluptates tempore maxime.
Octopussy
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
The Man with the Golden Gun
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Diamonds Are Forever
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
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